step the fuck back

OMFGZ AN UPDATE LOLZZZZ

2007-05-08T08:32:28Z

holy fucking shit im bored. its hot as fuck right now actually i guess not according to yahoo weather its 68 but i swear it feels like 90. my playlist for the past month has been morrissey, lucero, and lifetime nonstop and it rules. my left arm is getting finished june 22 as well as my stomach. i need to save money for london, hopefully boston if everything works out, sound and fury, tattoos, and life in general. my visa is just about paid off and i almost burnt my house down cause the lampshade fell off and melted on to the lightbulb. schools out, summer is going to be a good one. this weekend was retarded, but still fun in a weird way. this past week has been a straight up vacation, and will continue to be for the next 3ish months. internal affairs saturday. i saw this commercial on tv yesterday and these 2 teenagers are walking down the street talking about a party that night. conversation between them went something like this:

1: yo so and so's havin a huge party tonight
2: oh yeah? i dont really like that guy
1: yeah me neither, you know that huge tv he has in his living room? well im gonna kick it in (motions with his foot a very badass kicking motion)
2: haha dude thats crazy!
1: yeah man and you know that rug his mom is always bitching about keeping clean? well im gonna piss all over it!
2: oh man!! thats absoluetly nuts dude bro! hahaha
1: yeah man, and so and so is gonna be there and she is sooooo hot
2: yeah she really is
1: yeah im gonna rape her
2: haha no way! oh dude man thats crazy bro!

then they show some add saying after too many drinks this becomes more than just words and its for a website called onetoomany.com or aftertoomany.com. ridiculous. im hungry. rage tomorrow? karaoke wednesday? rage thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, etc..? most likely. beastman. f baby. holla. beezy. mad domerz. dayzzzzzzz

the past 2 weeks

2006-02-10T09:36:11Z

have been pretty dope. saw lifetime 3 times. picked up these in LA during the lifetime trip:

picked up the shirt that foot patrol designed to go with em:

then today picked up these at true with some help from the scoundrel:

then stumbled upon this in the $.95 section at rasputins, it came to $1.04 and i didn't have $.04 and didn't want to break a dollar on it so dude gave it to me for $.98:

and if all goes well i will be picking up either these:

or these:

this weekend.

other than that, it looks to be a good weekend, i'm hoping to get a couple pairs of jeans from nordstrom to return for cash, maybe a new job, too. with more money comes more shoes, food, and tattoos.
so basically to sum up life:

i was tagged

2005-11-22T23:41:54Z

list 7 songs you've been enjoying lately.

1. mungo jerry - in the summertime
2. chicago - saturday in the park
3. pete townshed - let my love open the door
4. the specials - pressure drop
5. piece by piece - untitled
6. cartel - burn this city
7. h20 - m&m

best three days of my life

2005-11-15T21:27:23Z

january 27, 28, and 29.

i was tagged

2005-09-29T10:51:16Z

say 20 random facts about yourself, then tag three people to do the same
1. im missing my left front tooth. i can take it out whenever i want.

2. i dont 100% trust anybody i know except myself and even then thats a little shaky at times.

3. tonight i played organized dodgeball with some good and not so good friends. it was nice to hang out with some i havent in a while and some i do on a regular. im glad i have at least some good friends, cause without them id be fucked.

4. unforgiven is not in the dictionary.

5. im pretty sure i have some form of ocd. when i was a little kid i used to flip out if the furniture was even rearranged, i switched classes at school or any sort of change. now i just count my steps in my head and make sure all numbers in my life are even.

6. i want neck/throat tattoos.

7. my dad threw away $60 worth of fireworks of mine. i flipped out at him, he kicked me out, i made fun of him for balding, and now we arent talking.

8. matt wilson is my roomate. he lives on a pad on my floor. hes messy and gives me a headache, but is one of my good friends.

9. i got a life of agony basketball jersey at buffalo exchange for $10 the other day. it pretty much rules and i dont plan on wearing anything else. ever.

10. when i was in 5th grade i broke my arm pretty bad. i had to have surgery to fix it and in surgery i got a staph infection and almost died because of it. 3 surgeries later i was staph infection free and had almost full range of motion. although i cant touch my shoulder with that hand anymore.

11. i lie to myself a lot.

12. my iq is way above average, but goes to waste due to apathy and lack of motivation.

13. i can remember exactly where i was and what happened that made me not believe in god.

14. i like to fall asleep with the tv on.

15. i am addicted to afrin. if i dont take it, i cant breathe.

16. ive had a girlfriend for about 6 1/2 months. i never thought that would happen, but it has and is going well and pretty much rules.

17. i have a stolen rolex that im going to trade for a chestpiece.

18. i care way more about my friends and family's well being then i do my own. whenever i let them down, chances are i feel 100 times worse about it then they do.

19. i need a job. im applying to rasputins and peets coffee tomorrow and following up at a pizza place i applied to a week ago.

20. in the past 19 or so years i cant think of a single thing i regret. even the things i wish i hadnt done or had done differently i realize im glad at the way they unfolded, because without that things could be different today.

andy
jacob
senor candyhead

awww shit son

2005-06-14T23:18:10Z

blacklisted tonight

m-laz is gone and im bored

2005-06-01T20:29:29Z

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1. i probably beat off too much
2. crack my knuckles
3. chew/pick my nails
4. wasting my money

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. money
2. musical talent
3. benz
4. some cool pet like a ferret or something

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. good food when youre hungry
2. summer
3. the beach
4. the underwear at forever 21...

Name Four Places You Wish To Visit:
1. europe
2. every baseball stadium in the us
3. every major city in the us
4. tahiti cause i got my summer house there, but havent been to it yet

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. "i have to shit"
2. "i wonder if i have time to beat off before somebody comes home"
3. "why am still wearing clothes"
4. "figure out a scam to get lots of money and no trouble"

Name 4 Bands You've Listened To In The Past 24 Hours:
1. jawbreaker
2. gangstarr
3. nas
4. american nightmare

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. woke up
2. went back to sleep
3. woke up again
4. wished i was still asleep

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:
1. death threat shirt
2. chinese food
3. beer
4. cups

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. coke
2. coke with lime
3. choco shaes or mil
4. nog when the time is right

Last Song You Sang?
that starting line song has been stuck in my head "tell me what you thoughta bout when you were gone and...." and i dont know the rest of the words cuase ive only heard it liek twice

Last Person You Hugged?
p-laz!

Last Thing You Laughed At?
i dunno stuff when i was hangin with todda nd matt and ben

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?
never

Last Time You Cried?
last night as i was masturbating before i went to sleep

What's In Your CD Player?
whats on MYPod is jawbreaker - dear you

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
none

What's Under Your Bed?
nothing

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
1ish

Current Hair?
short but shaggy

Current Clothes?
black ftl boxer breifs

Current Annoyance?
just hangin

Current Desktop Picture?
i dunno some gay shit d-laz put on it that skull from the skate company zero

Current Worry?
none

Current Hate?
fuck it man too much energy

Last CD You Bought?
i dunno. hazen street maybe?

Favorite Place To Be?
shows friends girlfriends sleep pleasure town

Least Favorite Place?
id unno none of the above?

If You Could Play An Instrument?
it would be cool cause id do a band that sounded like disembodied or lifetime

Favorite Color?
black royal blue oceanic teal

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
when youre dead, you stay dead

How Tall Are You?
5 9 or 5 10

Favorite Season?
not spring

Favorite Day.
everyday is like a weekend to me cause i dont do shit so i guess i dont really care

Where Would You Like To Go?
back to sleep

Type A Line You Remember From Any Book:
dont ever tell anybody anything. if you do you start missing everybody

A random lyric:
keep me hangin on so contagiously

its kinda hot outside

2005-05-23T21:19:35Z

and im goin swimming! summer is here...

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2005-04-30T08:00:52Z

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you know what i hate more than coatrack whores?

2005-04-21T20:33:04Z

watching myf riendss gettingtaken advagnate of by them shit fuckinglbows but hte sympatahys gone nigegr im huyngry and mikeys working at eveies today and imago eat some hanmbuers and seasoned curlies later bitches also i wanna go wsimming hela bad i havent been i n FOREVER

todays gonna be a good day

2005-04-11T22:18:36Z

i just ate 2 packets of top ramendrank martinellis sparkling apple juice and now iml istening toSheer Terrorpicking up my new car at 4 picking up the girlfriend at 6 Oakland A's home opening game at 7:05 which i already got tickets tothen tomorrow terror/warriors/piecebypiece/internalaffairs in hollywood then i start workin again wednesday and making bank jeeeeeeezzzzzzz

tour

2005-04-04T12:10:05Z

just got home from tour and its 509am and im kinda tired but not that tired all the shows were way fun except tonight which was shitty the one in redding no kids no energy stupid tour was hectic buncah stupid shit buncha stupid drama im going to bed after igotake a shower rightnow it was good to see plaz stealin jeans tomrorwo its gonna rule

yeah

2005-03-08T09:55:47Z

so this is my new journal. it will rarely be updated. most of the updates will be drunk ramblings. this will probably be one of the few sober ones. this weekend ruled. non stop partying since thursday afternoon. this weekend will be a rager too if i can figure out how im gettin to LA. yep.